Forecast 6/16/21, approaching 120, never mention record lows
Hi, I’m Abby Bonell. The weather forecast for today is unusual heat, for December. Average daily highs for this day are average, today, always approaching record breaking highs, because we want to make you think the earth is heating up. How does that happen? Is there an internal thermometer that taps into the core? No. I am given my orders and regurgitate the fraud, to you.
This was an unusually cold spring, like the last five years, but we never reported approaching record low daily high temperatures, even though we did more than approach: we actually broke record lows at night and record low highs for many days, as we have for the last five years.
Don’t forget, approaching record high today of 125 degrees. That would be a scorcher.
Sorry we were only off that prediction by 50 degrees yesterday but we still approached record highs, 10 degrees off.
We will surely approach record highs tomorrow though, and it might get hotter than average daily high temperatures for this time of year. It might not. It might be colder.
So my prediction is that it will either be hot, or cold, or quite warm, and we will approach record highs, or might think of approaching record highs but stay cool, as the trend shows.
One thing I can predict for sure is that tomorrow I will still be spewing garbage pseudo-science, and thinking I am the coolest bitch on the planet, or maybe not.