Hi I’m benny Mcadams and I’m running for Cogress. I was behind in votes but suddenly, lo and behold, I found 5,000 ballots in my back pocket. Oh yes, sure, a surprise to me too, especially since they are all voting for me. Don’t worry, I’m democrat, I would never lie or cheat.
I voted with Nana Pelosi 90 percent of the time but my ads claimed, like all new congressmen in 2018, that my first vote was against nana. It was a good show, and I certainly did not want you to know that truth, because I would never lie or cheat, because I am a democrat.