OBAMA IS SO LUCKY

OBAMA IS SO LUCKY, ORIGINALLY PUBLISHED NOVEMBER 2 2010, at earnwrite.com, AUTHOR: brent. REVISED 2/8/13, 1/24/14. SUBJECT TO REVISION BY AUTHOR ONLY, COPYRIGHT 2013, 2015

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 Obama and the democrats are so lucky that someone in this world decided to be a threat. This will boost Obama’s hero status to demi-god again. After all he’s been such a hero in Iraq and Afghanistan, reducing troops and protecting America from 13 and 14 year old boys with slingshots. The reduction of combat troops is historical and certainly added to his godhood. He reduced combat troops and, luckily for democrats, fraud and deception are okay. These combat soldiers were NOT replaced with mercenary, uh private contract killers, uh private contract interrogators, uh private corporate killers, uh private corporate boy scouts. They were replaced with democrat boy scouts, that kill and maim in a nice way, because they are democrats. Actually there are no democrats in the military gentleman clubs because only republicans are war mongers. Hence, there are no democrats in Afghanistan or Iraq. That is why there were no proxy elections in these places, ever. The number of troops were counted and automatically the numbers were posted as democrat votes.
 Someone had perfect timing and knew when to make some noise and scare Americans, again. Of course everything Obama says is the gosh-awful truth, or should we say the mohammed-awful truth? Maybe we should call it the Chicago gangster-styled awful truth, with a democrat smile.

 The scores of books written on the crimes, fraud, deception, and extortion by Obama and his king-makers must surely be lies. After all there are no democrats in the military, and there are no liars in the  democrat party. All America knows this as fact. And these nice military boy scouts, or military democrats turned boy scouts, are saving this country a lot of money by only working at these indoor scouting projects in Iraq for three to four times as much as the republican, psycho, military killers. Again, the power of the truth of democrat, scout math, proves once again that paying 3 to 4 times more for services, actually saves money. In other words, democrat-land logic proves again that Americans are getting 1/4 the protection for the same price as we’ve had for 10 years, and it’s better. It’s magic. We have come to expect magic from Barackdolph the grey wizard because he’s so special. Everything is better with democrat boy scouts and girl guides leading the way, and the republickin’ scouts and cheerleaders are a close second. They get the silver medal.
 Do Americans wonder why attacks come at this time? It must be the quotas, that don’t exist. Maybe it’s the overflowing love of the mothers of those 13 and 14 year old boys, that are routinely arrested, as part of the quotas for the military republican psychos’ daily excursions. Oops, I forgot, the military does not excurj because they are nice now. There are no excursions, no details, no missions and the military sits in the compound and waits to hear that all is well, in the democrat-land of golden opportunity: Iraq theater of operations. And what a perfect word to describe the situation. It really is a theater for wonderful entertainment opportunities. The major entertainment-contractors that employ boy scout and girl guide actors have given America just what the political heroes offered, security and worry-free life in democrat-land, American theater.

 We are witnessing first-hand more loving leaders taking care of the world with love, freedom, and flowers for all. Yes, those bad republicans in Iraq are now acting like nice democrats. That is, they would be acting as nice democrat scouts and guides, if they were republickins. They aren’t. 
 This threat from foolish, angry mothers of 13 and 14 year old boys in military prison, is rather disturbing to Americans. Fortunately we have a boy scout president, with his wife, the mother of all girl guides and saints, Mother Theresa Michelle Obama.

 We need to realize that neither have ever lied. Their noses never grew, so there is the proof. Those misguided mothers of 13 and 14 year old boys in Iraq, Yemen, Afghanistan, Iran, Syria, and all other countries where our boy scout presence and girl guide cookies spread forth American democracy, love, equality, and flowers, comes at a time when Barack Hussein Obama-the-benevolent was starting to look like a war monger like his republickin’ opponents.

 These misguided mothers, without access to freedom’s amenities such as schooling, education, workplace slavery (I mean career), free speech, and the internet, somehow managed to raise funds to send poison to America. WOW! It is a testament to their superior intellect that they could pull the right information out of the air, and then do it at the perfect time for Obama to look like a hero. And he looked so dashing on tv. He certainly is the nicest dictator we’ve ever had.

 The mothers must have had inspiration from God, Allah: Barack’s father, to know the timing to get caught. Isn’t it obvious they wanted to get caught so Bardolph the wizard and his little group of scout leaders from Chicago could collect all the goodies and candies from the American people and further save the world from dangerous 13 and 14 year old boys armed with upgraded, North Korean assault slingshots? These women surely did demographic studies and followed American newspapers and politics to know the perfect timing to bring Bardolph and his scout and guide leaders’ reputations as defenders of democrat truth, in all its glorious forms, back to integrity-starved Americans again, and then the world.
 Bardolph the wizard and his Chicago based mafia styled scouts and guides, surely had nothing to do with the timing of this misguided, motherly gesture. These ladies should have killed five babies, like Andrea Yates, and then it would have been okay in democrat-land, Iraq and American theaters of scouting.
 The logic of saving Americans money by providing less services seems to work everywhere in democrat-land, and so, in democrat la-la land, it also works with the military, at election time.
 How fortunate that Bardolph and his muslim scouters’ and girly guiders’ leaders have an enemy that pops their heads up and says, shoot us, please, we want to sacrifice our less than glorious lives so your political career can survive. How fortunate that bad girls did the most obviously stupid, contrived things to get caught and Bardolph, Mother Theresa Obama, the boy scouters and girly guiders, Chicago-based mafia/political styled liars and thieves (media calls them leaders), could look like heroes that they really are, in democrat la-la land.
 WOW! All America should be grateful for the stupidity and/or the voluntary self-sacrifice of these suppressed and forcibly domesticated women, somehow also incredibly innovative and technologically armed; dummies diabolically turned terrorists. 

 We need to be very grateful that these mothers of interrogated Iraqi children, in American cells, saved America from a terrible mistake of deposing king Bardolph, and eliminating his flowery dictatorship. It would have been a devastating dictatorial change to America, democrat la-la land theater.
 Thank-you ladies (and the real dummies behind the scenes). Truth-loving, representation-respecting Tinker-Bells and Peter Pans of America, in green democrat tights, are eternally grateful and thank-you. You saved America from the biggest mistakes it could have ever made. Thank-you for boosting Bardolph’s defunct and dismal popularity so he can get back to democrat-la-la-land and distribute flowers again. 

 How fortunate that fate jumped up and said, You rock Barock Obamrock. How fortunate that fate and lady luck both think the political careers of Bardolph the wiz, Mother Theresa Michelle Obama, and all the king’s horses and all the king’s men, in democrat-la-la-land, American Theater, is more important than the lives and freedoms of hundreds of millions all over the world. What great timing for new sitcom episodes of “Tease the Nation” and “State of Disneyland, American Theater”.
 Lucky guy.